How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: psychopathic killer
leo: violent protest leader
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
pisces: drug dealer
hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics
like imagine a baby being born with this
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER
From Elon James White Tuesday night.
This better have hundreds of thousands of notes at the end of the day or else
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
there’s no part of this i don’t love
just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels