I’M A HUGE LESBIAN
Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.
try n close those containers
You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot
Live Moss Carpet is a soft grass carpet that thrives from the few drops of water you leave behind when stepping out of the shower or bath.
i NEED this like you dont understand
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This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via
This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg
casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop
don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel
If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
constantly thinking “wow, i’ve really internalized some toxic shit”
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor
NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS
are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer
False rape accusations are an anomaly.
True rape accusations are a norm.
You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.
"I’m studying to be a librarian."
"What’s the sexiest part about being a librarian?"
"I’d say the width of our knowledge. The rest of academia seems to have a rather specific focal point, whereas librarians need to know enough to serve as a guide for researchers of every discipline."
why would you ask what the sexiest part about being a librarian is