things straight ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago

moofrog:

blackbanshee:

mugino:

LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL

this is never not funny

IT’S BAAACK

thenintendard:

Nintendo Comic Peach > Any other Peach.

franhealy:

i was feeding a cow today and i can’t stop laughing at the picture i took

franhealy:

i was feeding a cow today and i can’t stop laughing at the picture i took

accidently:

im running for student council

accidently:

im running for student council

literallysame:

this is a masterpiece 

socialjusticekoolaid:

Can’t stop, won’t stop: Protesters in Ferguson rally again, seeking justice for Mike Brown. More than a month and a half after his death, his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. (Pt 2) 

Because it wouldn’t be a protest in Ferguson without fuckery from the police. A driver plowed his car through protesters, grazing several and running over a young boys foot. Beyond taking several hours to transport the boy to the hospital, they took even longer to arrest the motorist. Who did they not wait long to arrest? Two of the protesters who had been documenting the altercation for the world to see. If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention. #staywoke #farfromover #nojusticenopeace

knightlife:

"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"
"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"

knightlife:

"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"

"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

froth:

behold the descendants of the mighty wolf

froth:

behold the descendants of the mighty wolf

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

me: i had a bad dream lol
boy: what happened tell me about it
me: i dont wanna talk about it
boy: ok
me: so ur not gonna ask what it was about
me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord