awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

I’m making sausage pepper onion quiche and onion garlic potato wedges and chocolate chip cookies, form an orderly line suitors

Tyler brofessortec ladies and gentlemen

Tyler brofessortec ladies and gentlemen

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I have 3 roommates next year all in one room omg

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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onigiri85:

halaalpakistani:

ya-maula:


What angels are apparently supposed to look like.
They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die.
 The bible mentions multiple faces, being covered in eyeballs, constant singing, lion heads etc.
 Besides being described as beasts and monsters, they’re practically brainless drones. Heavenly angels are only one step removed from demons. The only difference is demons fell from heaven because they chose to follow Lucifer, who was an angel (angel of music and one of god’s favorites). So they are these eyeball covered animal mashed up monsters who were only created to worship for eternity (part of humanities creation was so that something would choose to love god, not just worship him because they were created to).
Angels fall into a lot of new age and conspiracy beliefs.We were taught that the supernatural realms went in the order of Heaven, Hell, then Earth. So when the angels fell from heaven with Lucifer, some fell through hell and landed on Earth. We were taught they intermarried with early humans and created giants and taught witch craft to women.
 They’re abominations, they’re alien, they’re beyond us. They’re creatures that biology as we know it does not apply to. Often they do not love mankind, they love God and God alone.


Christianity is funky and frightening.

damn but thats not what they put on christmas cards

isn’t this the dude from hell boy 2

onigiri85:

halaalpakistani:

ya-maula:

What angels are apparently supposed to look like.

They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die.

 The bible mentions multiple faces, being covered in eyeballs, constant singing, lion heads etc.

 Besides being described as beasts and monsters, they’re practically brainless drones. Heavenly angels are only one step removed from demons. The only difference is demons fell from heaven because they chose to follow Lucifer, who was an angel (angel of music and one of god’s favorites). So they are these eyeball covered animal mashed up monsters who were only created to worship for eternity (part of humanities creation was so that something would choose to love god, not just worship him because they were created to).

Angels fall into a lot of new age and conspiracy beliefs.We were taught that the supernatural realms went in the order of Heaven, Hell, then Earth. So when the angels fell from heaven with Lucifer, some fell through hell and landed on Earth. We were taught they intermarried with early humans and created giants and taught witch craft to women.

 They’re abominations, they’re alien, they’re beyond us. They’re creatures that biology as we know it does not apply to. Often they do not love mankind, they love God and God alone.

Christianity is funky and frightening.

damn but thats not what they put on christmas cards

isn’t this the dude from hell boy 2

I have so much hair there’s never not hair in my mouth or eye

bestpal:

proof that relationships are just economic unions

bestpal:

proof that relationships are just economic unions

theonion:

Roommates Still Don’t Know Each Other Well Enough To Not Speak

also i go back to college in a month and i cant wait 

i cant believe its been a year 

I wish I wasn’t as good as remembering specific dates as I am

Never confuse a single failure for a final defeat.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via daisysteiners)